Monday, September 22, 2008

My roomie on... oh my God... Page 6!


Never did I expect to quote the New York Post on my blog, and certainly not Page 6.

However, they did run a nice little piece on my roomate Jimmy yesterday. Remember him? The tour owner/operator?

I like to promote my friends, so... whatcha gonna do? Oh - and they ran it with an incongruous picture of Julianne Moore.

*****

September 21, 2008 --
DIANA Taylor is a tourist attraction. Jim Dykes, who runs Rich and Famous Tours, was leading a group of out-of-towners down East 79th Street when the door of Mayor Bloomberg's elegant 1910 townhouse flew open - and out bolted the state banking superintendent in blue jeans, sneakers and tank top, headed to Central Park with two Labrador retrievers. The pooches pulled Taylor over to the group for a moment, and the tourists eagerly petted the tail-waggers. When Taylor moved on, Dykes announced, "You just met your first New York celebrity . . . that was a casually dressed Diana Taylor, our billionaire mayor's longtime girlfriend . . . and her dogs."


*****

Miss Taylor has waited long enough...


So, it has been a while since I have dined with the irresistable Miss Abigail Taylor. I know. But she isn't standing for it anymore, so tomorrow we are meeting for burgers and Broadway shakes (coffee ice cream with chocolate syrup) at Tom's. Actually, Abby might do a cherry shake.


Tom's was the sight of last week's marvelous catchup lunch with wonderful Liz Reddick. It must be my new lucky place! No wonder Jerry and Elaine loved it so.

Broadway On Broadway


Elizabeth and Johary and I treked down to Times Square a week ago for the annual Broadway on Broadway kickoff to the Fall Theater season. It's a two hour concert (attended this year by 50,000 standing showtune fans) where every musical on Broadway sends a number. "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" from Lion King. "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm" from the upcoming White Christmas. "The Wizard and I" from Wicked. It's fun. Carolee Carmello rocked on "The Winner Takes It All". At the very end, the combined casts sing "New York, New York" and tons of confetti rains down on the Square. It truly makes you tingle.


Anyway, because of the Big Bro, my friends and I are among the 200 folks who get to sit though it. This year I took Johary and Elizabeth. Oops! I already told you that. Anyway, the photo above is Elizabeth at the left, looking artsy and Bohemian, a wedge of my over-peroxided head in the middle, and Johary, who refuses to take a bad picture, at the right.

Play your cards right and maybe next year you can go!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

At four in the morning I think...

I couldn't sleep last night and I can ALWAYS sleep. So I rewrote my club act in my head, did the second verse of a new song called "And You Know Who You Are", fretted about the reversability of knee injuries, and came to this conclusion, based upon a lifetime of reserach:

A.) It is possible for a love relationship to be passionate and responsible;
B.) It is more fun when a love relationship is passionate and out of control;
C.) Passionate and out of control has to implode;
D.) Passionate and responsible is sustainable.

Soooooooooooo, it's really about whether you want something epic and ultimately tragic or something that's going to stay around. And that is not a simple choice. I have had both and have nothing to offer beyond that incredibly deep, four-in-the-morning observation.

LOL.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Moi at the Metropolitan Room

One of the lovely upshots of the MetroStar Talent Challenge this summer is that the host club, The Metropolitan Room, made it clear that they wanted to book me. The room was chosen this year by New York Magazine as the Best Cabaret in New York. Take that, Oak Room. It's the performance home of Julie Wilson, Maureen McGovern, Faith Prince, Tom Wopat, Baby Jane Dexter, Andrea McArdle... on and on.

Anyway, they were sincere. They have asked me to do my thing on November 5th, 12th and 19th. Cool! And I've decided, for a change, that's it's just me... no guest stars, just me.

So save the dates and meet me in Chelsea in November for an evening of me. I promise Kafka on the train!!!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Meryl on the Wonder Wheel


High on the list of people I abjectly adore but hardly ever see is Ms. Meryl Rosner. I just found this pic online of the indefatigable Meryl rocking the world --- and the Wonder Wheel --- one last time before Astroland joins New York past.


Meryl Rosner? Wonder Wheel? Love 'em both!!!

Monday, September 8, 2008

A very, very, very guilty pleasure...


Sylvia:
A horse and carriage just for me? And they'll pull me through the streets? Just like when Miss Louise Beavers passed in "Imitation of Life"?


Teddy
That was Juanita Moore.


Sylvia
Not the tragic Lana Turner remake, you ninny!


*******************


That exchange happens near the top of Sylvia So Far, my musical tribute to an adored friend. But last night it was the tragic Lana Turner remake TCM showed, and Jimmy and I watched --- and guffawed through --- every delicious moment.


My fave? It includes what must be the most ineptly performed number in cinema history, the irresistable "The Lonliest Word (I've Ever Heard Is Empty"). Susan Kohner sure is pretty as Sarah Jane, but a triple-threat she is not. The song, bad as they come, has been insinuating itself through my day and I have a smile just remembering Miss Kohner's airport runway choreography.

Jimmy's Rich and Famous Tours


Abigail took his bus tour recently and told me he is wonderful, but I had my first taste yesterday of what a marvelous tour guide and all-around NYC authority Jimmy Dykes is! If you have friends or family coming in the city, Jim's tours would be a wonderful treat for them. The link for his website is http://www.richandfamoustours.com/.

Morris-Jumel Mansion







The great thing about having a roomie who owns a local touring agency is the endless wealth of knowledge he has about the city. Yesterday morning was so gorgeous that Jimmy and I decided spontaneously to head out and over to the Morris-Jumel Mansion, which survives from Pre-Revolutionary days. I had never been there! LOVED IT!!! Go, go, go. It's (I think) 161 and Edgecomb, but the streets go squonky up there a bit so I'm not sure exactly where I was. Before noon admission is a dollar!

Patty Decker


I know, I know, I know... I haven't blogged since the Truman administration. Sorry! Sometimes life is just a little too busy to blog.


Anyway, the pic above is Susannah Berryman. Whom I do not know. On the right. OH!!! But the left? That's Patty Decker, whom I fell madly in love with in September of 1977. She was my first college girlfriend back in the days of Loyola University.


Can you believe it? So, Patty tracked me down recently through the internet and we agreed to get together sometime. Just like the dozens of other people I promise to get together with sometime and never do. But the difference? PATTY AND I ACTUALLY GOT TOGETHER!


Yes, we reconnected yesterday afternoon at Alice's Teacup on the Upper Westside. And she is wonderful! Like any one of my pushing-fifty friends, she has a tale to tell, but it's a good one and I loved seeing her. I also loved the herbed mayo egg salad, the sesame-infused greens, and the cupcake smothered in buttercream.


It was lovely to be together again and I want to see her soon.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Another painting I love...


This came into the possession of the Metropolitan Museum of Art about three years ago. It's one of Matisse's famous Marguerite portraits and something about all of them, but this one in particular, makes me very happy.


I ran across the jpeg when I was looking for a fig tree picture. I try to say hello to "Marguerite Wearing a Hat" every time a go to the Met (which is frequent).

Problematic for Me: Mark 11:11-22


This was the story in today's vacation Bible School at WECC and it is my least favorite story in the New Testament:



From The Gospel of Mark:


Jesus entered Jerusalem and went to the temple. He looked around at everything, but since it was already late, he went out to Bethany with the Twelve.


The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it.


On reaching Jerusalem, Jesus entered the temple area and began driving out those who were buying and selling there… When evening came, they went out of the city.


In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter remembered and said to Jesus, "Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!"


"Have faith in God," Jesus answered. "I tell you the truth, if anyone says to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it will be done for him.


*****


Okay, I love the message about the mountain throwing itself into the sea, but I have always been VERY CONCERNED for the poor fig tree. Even Mark says it wasn't the season for figs! Okay, okay I get it. It is always the season of God anything can happen with faith. I get it. But again, I feel for the fig tree. Clearly Jesus was worked up this day (which climaxed with the trashing of the temple).

My biggest personal problem with figs? They occasionally masquerade in cookies as chocolate chips. But that's just a Tim issue and I'm certainly not going to curse a tree over a disappointing cookie.

It's just a strange story that reminds me that Jesus was, among the divine things, oh so human.

Made a simple dinner...


Nothing complex but so yummy. Johary (at left) was coming over, I had very little time to cook, so I made a simple pasta. I browned some sirloin, did a very rough chop of a small but VERY POTENT white onion, added some minced garlic. I tore up one red and one green pepper and diced a small jalepeno, which I threw in. Added some crushed tomotoes from a can (!) and enough red wine to come to the top of the skillet. When it boiled down some I added a handful of diced crisp bacon. All of this cooked slow for about two hours, then I boiled up some tri-color rotini, baked off some biscuits (Johary loves rolls and croissants and biscuits, etc.) and called it dinner.


It was very satisfying and we had a marvelous time, then there was Haagen Dazs Caramel Cone ice cream for later.


I've said it before, but one of my favorite things is to cook for and feed people I love. I adore it and consider a great blessing.


Yay!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I know, I know...

I've blogged not at all since returning three days ago! But I've been insanely busy (it's Vacation Bible School week), I've been trying to catch up on sleep, Johary is coming over or dinner tonight, blah blah blah.

I shall relate my adventures soon, I promise!

Monday, August 25, 2008

I'm home!

And utterly exhausted. It was a wonderful and deeply fulfilling week. I'll blog about it later. Love to all.

Friday, August 15, 2008

He swims tonight!


I've read 10:14pm, 10:19pm, and heard 10:21pm on the radio...


Whenever, I'll be watching and cheering as Michael Phelps makes a go of swimming into history. He seems like such a decent fella!


You rock, MP!

Countdown: 3 days to NOLA


Pralines!


I always said "pray-leens" with the accent on the "pray". Evidently, in New Orleans, they are "prah-leens", still accenting the first syllable, but more gently. Pray or prah, I love 'em!!!


Pralines

1 quart heavy cream
3 cups sugar
6 cups chopped pecans
juice of 1 lemon

In a heavy saucepan slowly simmer cream and sugar over low heat until the mixture becomes golden brown in color and reaches the soft-ball stage (234 degrees F. on candy thermometer). Add pecans and lemon juice and continue to cook until the soft-ball stage is reached again.
Drop from a large kitchen spoon onto an oiled baking sheet. Spread each cake out with back of spoon to about 1/4 inch thick and 4 to 5 inches in diameter. Let harden, then lift from plate or slab with a spatula.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Like it was yesterday.


Who remembers the blackout of 2003?


I do, I do!!!


Five years ago today. Tonight, actually. I remember I was on my way home from work. At the time I was at TheaterMania, the ticket brokerage. The company was housed on that uber-Chelsea block anchored by the Limelight at one end and the West Side Club at the other.


Anyway, I'd left work around 5pm and boarded the subway heading home to make dinner for David. We were months away from moving in together - a huge step for both of us - and in that heady "Oh, I get to see him tonight!!!" phase of our relationship. Rather than get off the train at 137th, as I would normally do, I rode ahead to 145 to jump into the grocery for supplies and the liquor store for Jack Daniels. Then it happened. We left the 137th station, went maybe a block at the most, and suddenly slid to a total stop. For a heartbeat all the lights went out, then a completely different set of lights, lights I had not seen before, flickered on very bright.


There were about 20 people in my car (it had been packed at 42nd Street - thank god most of them had gotten off). A woman with a baby. Young people going home from first jobs. A big, thick muscled bearded dude reading the paper.


For a moment we all just look up and at each other. I'd never felt the subway just slide still, never seen this bank of lights. After a minute or two, the conductor spoke over the speaker system and said the line had lost power and we'd be detained a minute. Several more minutes passed and, though we were sitting in total bright light, the air conditioning had conked out and it takes no time for a subway car on a blistering August day to get very hot. The bearded dude with the big biceps stoop up, flashed a badge and said, "NYPD. Sit tight and I'll find out what's going on."


As he left the conductor spoke again telling us that we were in a citywide blackout and evacuation proceedings were about to begin. The crackle of his microphone had hardly stopped when another voice came over the speaker and announced that the entire Eastern Seaboard was without power. Everyone looked up with that apprehensive echo behind their eyes that thinks but does not say "terrorism?". I had been in the subway when the first plane hit, on the street when the second decimated the north tower and so many lives. There was an eerie ominousness about it.


The bearded muscled dude returned with another man and they told us the train was being evacuated from back to front because passengers were being walked back to the 137th stop we had just left. It was closer than the 145th stop where we were headed. He disappeared, taking the woman with the baby with him. We were, by the way, the very front car, so our rescue was going to wait a bit.


To the credit of the NYPD, the MTA, the whomever, we sat in the increasing but tolerable heat for about an hour when bearded biceped dude returns with a couple of other guys and says, "This is the drill. We're going to walk you through the train all the way to the back car. Then we will lift you to the tracks, where you will walk single file back to 137th Street. You will be lifted again over the third rail, then led out of the subway station via an escape exit to the street. Be extremely careful, since the power could return at any time and the third rail is deadly."


No pressure there!


So that is what we did. It seemed like a group adventure and, of course, the auxiliary lighting in the train was great. We laughed. Joked. Had each other's backs. Then we got to end of the car and the reality of it set in. At the end of the train there was nothing but void. Utter black. I saw a flashlight dip from the back platform to the track and someone a few people in front of me was whooshed away. The next. The next. My turn came. Nothing ahead but black, then suddenly a flashlight on me, then on the platform floor, then it moved to the pathway by the track and two arms picked me up and set me down in a heartbeat in the middle of the subway tracks. A voice said "put you hand on my back and follow me". I did. Every several feet a flashlight would sweep across the track in front of us and I could see a snakeline of folks - or the silhouettes of folks - in front of me. Community is nice.


Eventually things slowed and I could hear voices and laughs and moans and objections a few feet ahead. In a minute a flashlight shone on the face of a young, humpy man who said, "NYPD. I'm going to bucket lift you and hand you over the third rail to my buddy". No prob with me. So, in the near dark, this guy picks me up like he's Richard Gere and I'm Debra Winger ( I didn't reach for his hat) and deposits me in the arms of some other enormous dude on the other side.


It was all roses from there. Someone else showed up and led a group of us to an escape stairwell with enough natural light coming from above (it was still completely light above ground) that we could navigate the stairs and suddenly I was in the chaos of 137th and Broadway.


So, that was it. David eventually found his way home. He had walked from 23rd to 107th and had no intention of heading further. We were able to talk on the phone because we both had land lines and they worked in the blackout. So I spent the night huddled with the radio, listening to updates, causes, warnings about looters. And about 5am, with a tiny whir, every light in the apartment came on.


That was it. No drama. And, I think I am glad to know that the MTA has a plan. And that the bearded muscled dude reading the paper might be the one who is going to lead you out of a jam.

Countdown: 4 Days to NOLA

Tim’s New Orleans Itinerary
Remember, I can still be reached on my cell phone at
646-537-5442.

Saturday, August 16
6pm: Arrive West End Collegiate Church for New Orleans departure dinner and sleep over.
10pm: Lights out. Ha!

Sunday, August 17
5:30am: Depart West End Collegiate Church, 7:30am: Depart La Guardia, 10:30am arrive New Orleans.
Board vans for Devastation Tour of Ninth and Eighth Wards. Drive 1 ½ hours to Bay St. Louis, Mississippi.
Check in early afternoon at Mission on the Bay.
Free afternoon for the kids at the beach (across the street from the mission).

Monday, August 18
7am: Report to building site in Mississippi. Work till approximately 2pm.
Rest of day to be determined. Breakfast and dinner at Mission on the Bay, lunch onsite.

Tuesday, August 19
7am: Report to building site in Mississippi. Work till approximately 2pm.
Rest of day to be determined. Breakfast and dinner at Mission on the Bay, lunch onsite.

Wednesday, August 20
9:15: Depart Mississippi for New Orleans. 11am: Honey Island Swamp Tour.
Mid-afternoon: Check into Camp Hope.
6pm: New Orleans Ghost Tour in French Quarter
Rest of evening spent exploring French Quarter (with 13 year olds… yikes!!!)

Thursday, August 21
9am: Project Greenlight. Installation of environmentally friendly light bulbs in willing homes.
3pm: Tour Mary Queen of Vietnam Development Corp (Vietnamese/Hispanic rebuilding community)
6pm: Meet with local teenage political and social organizers at Café Reconcile.

Friday, August 22
9am: Student led tour of Frederick Douglass High School
12pm: Gulf Restoration Network briefing
4pm: Garden District tour and evening free (but well organized).

Saturday, August 23
Drive to Plaquemines Parish to tour offshore drilling devastation.
Work the afternoon with Grace Harbor Church Victims Unit.

Sunday, August 24
Morning: Jazz brunch
Early afternoon: Last minute souvenir shopping
3pm: Leave for airport, 9:30pm arrive back at LaGuardia
11pm: Projected arrival back at West End Collegiate Church

Why are there no pictures of...

Abigail and me together? Lori Lane and me? That's really shocking --- Lori and I have been through three world wars side by side and there's not so much as a tintype. Now, Johary. That makes sense, considering the timeframe, but still.

For that matter, there is no photographic record that I even know my beloved Barbara. Anything taken of Michael and me would be years old. Elizabeth? Ha!

Clearly, as I assess Facebook and the folks who change their outgoing photo every 12 minutes, I need to get on the ball. I am purchasing a phone with one of those camera thingies and, dammit, I'm going to figure out how to use it! (which is unlike me).

So, Abby... Lori Lane... Barbara...

Say cheese!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Don't you wish...

...you were tonight's dinner guest? I have made a delicious, internationally eclectic mix for this evening's lucky winner:

Quiche Lorraine
Warm Potato Salad with Bacon
Pineapple and Blueberry Compote
Fresh Green Salad

all served up with a cooling Pinot Grigio, and, of course, the piece de resistance:

Key Lime Pie with fresh whipped cream.

Countdown: 5 Days to NOLA


Again, this isn't my recipe (it's Better Homes and Gardens!) but how bad could it be? I'd probably spike the spice a bit, but that's me.


Chicken and Sausage Gumbo


1/3 cup all purpose flour

1/3 cup cooking oil

1 chopped medium onion

1 chopped small red or green pepper

1 stalk sliced celery

3 garlic cloves, minced

2 teaspoons Cajun seasoning

1 14 ounce can beef broth

1 cup cut okra

1 1/2 cups chopped cooked chicken

8 ounces smoked, cooked sausage links, sliced

3 cups hot cooked long grain rice


Combine flour and oil until smooth. Cook over medium high heat for 5 minutes stirring constantly. Reduce heat to medium. Cook and stir constantly till roux is reddish brown. Stir in onion, pepper, celery, garlic. Cook for about 10 minutes, stirring frequently. Add Cajun seasoning. Stir in broth and 3/4 cup water. Add okra. Bring to boiling, then reduce heat and simmer, covered for 15 minutes. Stir in chicken and sausage and heat through. Serve over rice with additional hot sauce as desired.


Sounds yummy to me!!!!!!!!!!!!





Tuesday, August 12, 2008

I asked my brother Michael...

...what he wanted me to bring him back from New Orleans. Without skipping a beat he said:

"All of your fingers intact".

That's a big bro!

Countdown: 6 Days to NOLA


Two facilities created out of need, compassion and extraordinary love will house my group of kids. In Bay St. Louis, Mississippi, where will do actual building, we are housed by Mission on the Bay. When we move on Wednesday to New Orleans proper we are housed by Camp Hope. Both facilities --- spare by any means --- are providing an irreplacable service both to the Gulf Coast Project and the folks who long (need?) to be a part of it. Bravo to both. I just wish they had private showers and room service.


Oh --- we picked up two more kids! That makes 10 from West End Collegiate and 3 from Middle. Cool.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Perseids Meteor Shower


Tonight and tomorrow night are supposed to be highly favorable for seeing this annual event. NYC weather may be too cloudy, but if the sky clears, look upward this evening! Typically, this shower boasts around 50 "falling stars" an hour, but in a good (and unpredictable) year it can be thousands streaking across the sky.


This is my kinda thing.

It would have been nice to be a dragon...

A friend of mine posted on Facebook that, as far as the Chinese New Year goes, he is a Tiger. Nice!!! So, I went online to investigate. I didn't want to be a rat, of course. Or a snake. Turns out, I am that least threatening of animals: the Chinese calendar canine.

Yes, I am a dog. Not bad, when you consider I could have been a goat or a rooster. And, here's the BIG relief: I am only days shy of having been a pig!!!!!!!!! That would have just been wrong and I'd have had to sue someone.

Countdown: 7 Days to NOLA


I can't lay claim to this recipe --- I found it on http://www.nolacuisine.com/. But damn it sounds good.


Roast Beef Po’ Boy with Debris Gravy

For the Roast:


1 Beef Chuck Roast (this one was 2 ½ pounds)2 Garlic Cloves thinly slicedKosher Salt & Black PepperCayenne3 Tbsp Lard or Vegetable Oil1 Small Onion, Diced1 Small Carrot, Diced1 Cup Beef Stock1 Cup Chicken StockWater if necessary2 Tbsp Worcestershire Sauce1 Tbsp Hot Sauce2 Sprigs Fresh Thyme1 Fresh Bay LeafKosher Salt and Black Pepper to taste
Cut small slits into the roast, about every 3 inches, try not to pierce all the way to the bottom. Stuff the sliced garlic into the slits.Season the Roast very liberally on all sides with the Salt & Black Pepper, season with Cayenne to your taste, I don’t use much.Heat the fat in a heavy bottomed Dutch Oven over high heat, when the oil starts to smoke, wait a few more seconds, then carefully add the Roast cut side down. Brown very well on all sides, without burning it. Remove to a plate.Drain off all but 1 Tbsp of the fat in the pan, add the onions and carrots, cook until the onions just start to brown, place the roast back in the pan, then add the stocks. Finish, if necessary, with enough water to bring the cooking liquid 3/4 of the way up the roast. Add the remaining ingredients. Bring to a boil, then back down to a simmer. Simmer covered for 3-4 hours or until the meat falls apart by staring at it.

For the Debris Gravy:

Carve the meat into very thin slices, it will be hard to do and will fall apart, that is good. All of the bits and pieces, that fall off are your Debris (pronounced DAY-bree.) Add all of the bits and chunks to you cooking liquid after skimming off the fat from the surface, keep the carved meat with a little liquid on a warm plate, covered tightly with plastic wrap. Bring the gravy to a full boil and reduce until it coats the back of a spoon. Season to taste with salt and pepper.

For the Po’ Boy:

New Orleans Style French Bread (Po’ Boys are generally about 9-10 inches long per sandwich. As you can see I made mine a bit smaller, shame on me.) Cut the bread 3/4 of the way through leaving a hinge (as seen in the background of the pic.) I find the hinge makes for slightly, easier eating.Shredded Lettuce (or Cabbage a la Mothers)MayonnaiseRoast Beef (see above)Debris Gravy.
Slather the bread with a very generous portion of Mayonnaise on the inside of the upper and lower halves. Place about a cup of Shredded Lettuce on the bottom half. Cover the lettuce with a generous portion of the “sliced” Beef. Drown the beef with Debris Gravy.
Grab a stack of napkins, a cold beer and enjoy!


**Note - To make this a Ferdi Special a la Mother’s, add Good quality sliced ham underneath the Beef!
This Roast will make about 4 very generous Po’ Boys.

***Note from Tim: I’m all for Ferdi.

Too thrilling


Everybody's going to talk about it all day and, in truth, it was thrilling. I had sworn that this year, because of the NOLA trip and various projects that have to be at a certain state before I can leave for there, I would have to forgo the Olympics.


Well, maybe just the opening ceremony...


Well, maybe just a little gymnastics...


Well, Michael Phelps is swimming tonight and the French dissed him...


It must stop. I don't have time this summer to follow the on-sand exploits of Misty May. But if all I see is that one, heart-stopping relay from last night when the Americans led for 2 lengths, gave it up on the third, then pulled out of nowhere to win in the last instant...


Well, if that was the extent of my 2008 Beijing Olympics... it was grand.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Countdown: 8 Days to NOLA


This time 8 days from now I'll be firmly ensconced in the sunny (and predicted humid) south. 2 days on the impoverished Mississippi coast, then 6 days NOLA. For some of the kids it's agony waiting for it to come; I think a couple others are praying for non-threatening but a plan-altering hurricane. I am in the "how much longer?" camp.

I know so little about New Orleans and the stories I had been told, while intriguing, made a church mission trip seem unlikely. But that bitch Katrina changed a lot of things. I am hankering to get down there and do my part.

There was a wild form wherein I had to rate my skills set on a scale of one to five. For instance: "On a scale of one to five, how would you rate your proficiency with a chain saw?". "What is your comfort navigating tri or quad wheel vehicular machinery?". Hmmm. I don't think anyone really wants me set loose with a chain saw or a tri-wheel combine. The form is limited and unfair. Nowhere does it ask my proficiency in origami. Piano composition. Wedding planning.

Anyway, since I know so little about New Orleans and the coast, I read this week "New Orleans for Dummies". I know, it sounds idiotic. But I leafed through several NOLA travel guides and the Dummies series entry clearly dealt the most with the devastating aftermath of that monster storm. The author Julia Kamysz Lane is a New Orleaner by choice after growing up in Chicago. Her articulate anger --- at the federal response, FEMA, the incompetent state leadership and vague city vision --- gives the deeply personalized skew most guidebooks cannot provide.

So I highly recommend Lane's book.

I'm goin' to Naw'Lins!!!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Opening Ceremonies







I have no words. Surely you saw. Very special for me: I shared much of it over the phone with my Olympic-crazed mother in Indiana. We watched together 700 miles apart and oohed and aahed in sync. We are close and it means a lot to us.




My dazzling boys...


Sylvia So Far has an embarrassment of gorgeous guys with bottomless talent pools. Last night (after the Opening Ceremonies) I finally got to give a listen to the mp3s from last weekend. Wow.

My star, Mr. Caesar Samayoa as Miss Sylvia Rivera, just makes me cry --- and we didn't even get to "Long Time Coming", which upsets me anyway. He did Syl's big first act closer, "Not No More" and the second act pop ballad, "When You Loved Me". I listened and was so proud I could have busted. I wrote those? You have to be totally kidding me. Caesar is brilliant.

Joshua Franklin of Legally Blond and Grease and All Shook Up is such a dollbaby, and his take on "Twenty in my Pocket" completely makes me forget that this number has been a standard part of my act for two years. It's all his now. So charming and buoyant and expressive and delightful.

And then there's Gavin, Gavin, Gavin... "I Guess You had to be There". I don't know what to say. Gavin, it's exactly what I meant and dreamed multiplied by five and a half. Thank you. By the way - Gav did his heartstopping rendition in one take.

I'm still anxious to hear what we got of the "Good People of New York" number with the delicious Lori Lane Jefferson, but that MP3 is still being mixed.

So right now it's about mah boys. Oh, that's Caesar up above at a fundraiser for Barak.

I am a happy, proud man.

Friday, August 8, 2008

It's addictive.


Check me out. Find out which Greek God I am most like. Be my friend.

The MP3s came!

I'm so excited. I got the MP3s today from the recording sessions last weekend and I can't wait to hear them! I did sneak to one of the upstairs computers with sound (all of the downstairs computers are mute) and listened to Caesar do "When You Loved Me". It's absolutely beautiful.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Guess who's coming to my little house on the prairie?


I have to clean my room tonight because Nellie Olson is coming for a visit. That's right. Wicked, conniving, manipulative Nellie Olson is one of Jimmy's best friends. Or rather, actress Alison Arngrim is. So I must polish and fluff.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

An event...

I adore Natalie Leonard. She is the daughter of my cousin Scott and his wife Lisa. Natalie is an 8-year-old redheaded dynamo with oodles of personality, spunk and attitude. Frankly, she reminds me at 8 of me at 8. She was visiting avec mama from Tampa and we caught up last night at Utopia (with MJM). What a delicious little person. I look forward to much more quality time together. Then the three of us, Nat, Lisa et moi, trucked down to Chambers Street to see the waterfalls! More on that.

To tattoo or not to tattoo?




Hmmm. I've been thinking about getting a tattoo as part of my birthday celebration. I'm leaning toward angel wings on my shoulder blades or calves. Of course, if I do the thing on my back I am the one who won't get to see it. Again, hmmm.
The pics aren't exactly what I want but an approximation of what I'm thinking. The shoulder blade pic has the idea but I'd want something with more detail and tracery.

I dated that guy Luis earlier in the year (remember, the 25-year-old bellhop?) and he was covered, back and waist, with full color tattos and I found that really sexy.

Hmmm. Feel free to weigh in.

Running into the ex...

On the way to meet Michael last night I ran into David again. It's interesting how often I see him on the street or on a subway platform. I suppose the reality is that we do indeed live blocks apart in the same city on the same subway line. We go the same places, do the same things, share some of the same friends. But I saw him maybe 2 months ago on the street Upper West, a few weeks later in Chelsea, last week waiting for a subway, then again last night. I never run into the guy I'm dating now!!! We have to schedule time to see each other 2 weeks in advance. Ah well.

Something of a non-event...


Okay, I love it when the city does one of its public installation art events. The Otterness? Adored it. The Gates? Adored it. Did it twice (week one in the gorgeous winter sunlight then the next week under a blanker of snow). I feel if the city is going to go to the trouble of doing it I should go to the trouble of attending.


That said, I wasn't very impressed by the waterfalls on the East River. It's always wonderful to walk the Brooklyn Bridge, so that was delightful on a breezy summer night. But the waterfalls? It just looked to me like a pipe had burst under the Manhattan bridge and was draining. And I'm a definite romantic!


I think there's a little civic case of the Emperor’s New Clothes goin' on.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Monday at Metrostar redux

Wow, I was totally conflicted.

I have loved this Metrostar thing (and I certainly love what it has done for my career in the past week), but to watch last night and then have to make some decisions was unhappy and tough. I like these people.

Stearns is a cute dollbaby who sings like a dream and I long for him to do something of mine. And, of course, I wanted to vote for the gay boy. He made it. Anne is a dynamo from Indiana with that undeniable star thing goin' on. I wanted to vote for the Hoosier. She made it. Neesha is --- well, I have no words. When she eventually sings "When You Loved Me" from Sylvia So Far (as she wants to do) I will probably implode from pride. I wanted to vote for her. She made it.

And I am wildly hoping this morning that Angela and Clarice are completely embracing just how wonderful they are. I left last night having no idea what three names would be on the list today. Really, no idea.

Clarice is beautiful and exquisite and a rapturous singer. I wanted to vote for her. Angela is like no one else --- funny and heartbreaking simulataneously and just perfect. I wanted to vote for her.

So, rather than congratulate three of them this morning, I am going to congratulate five. Because of things that are happening in my life only because I participated in the Metrostar Challenge, I totally feel like I won. I want that for all five of them.

I can't go next Monday and the following Monday I am in New Orleans. I am so relieved!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Speaking of Abigail...


I found this picture online when I was searching for a Rocka My Soul pic. I love it. Sure, I love the glamourpuss shots. But this is Abby.

Abby and "Rocka My Soul"

No, it wasn't art and it didn't quite work and I think the material is simply inappropriate to musicalize. That said, there were enough exciting moments in "Rocka My Soul", which I saw Saturday night, to justify going.

And, of course, there's Abigail, my little love, who starred as child murderer Susan Smith.

That's right. This musical takes the appalling and truly sickening real story of Smith who, at the age of 23 and separated from her husband, strapped her three year old into his seatbelt, the baby into the car seat, then drove them into a lake in South Carolina. It's a horror.

Seems her new boyfriend didn't want a ready-made family.

So, someone decided this would make a great musical. And the conceit wasn't bad. The murders incited terrible race rage because Smith, before confessing, invented a mysterious black man who she claimed carjacked her then drove off with her children. The musical focuses on the social injustice of profiling and uses well-known gospel numbers to tell the story from the community point of view. The playwright spins his own story of false incarceration and execution, which does take it out of the realm of docudrama (in real life the truth emerged within days).

I just think it's something we all remember too well with too much horror and this is maybe one of those things I think it inappropriate to musicalize.

That said, ABIGAIL WAS FANTASTIC. What a gifted, sensitive, resourceful, charming actress. I was immensely proud of her and glad her parents, up from Tennessee, could see her in something where she was not only the lead, but great.

Update from the studio

Spent portions of both Saturday and Sunday in Jim Papoulis' studio recording bits of the Sylvia score with the cast. It was fun.

Saturday went very slowly and all we got was a complete take of Josh doing "Twenty in my Pocket", the first two verses of "The Good People of New York", and the bridge of "The Man Reading Kafka on the Train". Johary hung out to be supportive and also to get a feel for the room. He is recording some stuff there later in the fall.

Sunday was a bit easier. We got Caes doing "Not No More" and "When You Loved Me" as well the SSF lead in version of "I Guess You had to be There" and Gavin's reprise of the number. Our guest Sunday was George Nieves, a talented young choreographer with an interest in the show. Caesar says he's great.

Then Elizabeth and I went out a talked through changes, casting, etc., for four hours over maaaaaaaaany glasses of Pinot Grigio. It was lovely and we had a splendid time.

Friday, August 1, 2008

I love this painting


I was googling one of the singers from Monday (I need him for a reading) when I came across this painting. It's called "Aphrodite" (my favorite pagan deity) by Robert Fowler. The funniest thing is, it reminds me sooooo much of a photograph of me! Wearing only a pair of Calvin Klein briefs and a smile, it was used to relaunch my dating life in 2006. And it was fabulously successful. I just don't think I have the guts to post it here.

And speaking of August...

It's starting off busy. Going out tonight. La dee dah. Then both tomorrow and Sunday I'm in the recording studio with the cast of Sylvia So Far putting down 8 numbers. I'm really looking forward to Sunday, when Caesar Samayoa, my star, lays down "Long Time Coming". He does it so gorgeously I find it hard to believe I wrote it. I'm hanging for a bit tomorrow afternoon with Lori then seeing Abigail in a show tomorrow night. Her folks are in from Tennessee, so I will enjoy spending a bit of time with them. Sunday night after recording I'm supposed to go see Boy A at the Film Forum, but at some point I need to do grocery and laundry and drug store, blah blah blah. Then on Monday we launch an important 2 day conference at the seminary. So August begins!

July

Do you know that song "I Hate To See October Go"?

I'm feeling that way about July. Or, specifically, this July. I had such a delicious, happy month. It felt long and it felt that, while it wasn't manic, hardly a day had a wasted moment. There were so many old friends, new friends, lovely times. Songs and recording sessions. Birthday parties that were too drunk and birthday dinners that were scrumptious. There was theater and movies. Excursions to the mall. Metrostar. "Mamma Mia!". Boys boys boys. Some special convergence of the stars seemed to make it a very special time. I'm wondering if August will be the same? I hate to put pressure on an innocent perfectly innocent month. I am liking my life right now.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Metrostar Final Five

Here --- alphabetically, of course! --- are the five amazing talents who made the cut Monday night. It's a tough call.

Stearns Matthews



His rhapsodic
"When It Happens to You"
made me swoon.

Clarice Mazanec



When she sang "Come to my Window", my hair stood on end for all the right reasons.

Anne Steele



Her "Smile" was rich and gorgeous and soaring.

Angela Schultz



Adorable. Oh, her "Mickey" was so fine...

Nesha Ward



She did "Get Here" one night with so much gorgeous longing and emotion I tingled.

What am I looking forward to most in New Orleans?


The Ghost Tour.


Smackdab in the middle of the trip the kids and other folks and I are meeting up at Rev. Zombie's Voodoo Shop (this is, of course, a church trip!) and skipping of on a haunted jaunt. In the French Quarter! Neato!


I am such a geek.

Rember


Michael John forwarded an article to me today about the effects of a drug called rember in an British Alzheimer's study. It could be the miracle I've been praying for. And isn't it interesting that the name of this drug incorporates all the letters of such a vital word for Alzheimer's sufferers and their loved ones: remember...


Here's the link to the article, complete with the British spelling of words like fibres, stabilise, levelled.


The photo is Alois Alzheimer, who discovered the protein tangles in the brain that cause the disease in 1907.

Monday at Metrostar

I've loved the Metorstar experience. Or, at least, up until the moment a few minutes into the show on Monday when a waiter dropped a tray of drinks on a friend. That's still being sorted through and the fallout has been bad.

Anyway, I didn't advance to the next round, but had a blast, networked, made new friends. The Metrostar Five are:

STEARNS MATTHEWS
(Cute young gay guy --- gorgeous legit voice)

CLARICE MAZANEC
(Dynamite blond --- can really rock out)

ANGELA SHULTZ
(Adorable comedic redhead with phenom voice)

ANNE STEELE
(Beautiful total pro with another breathtaking voice)

NEESHA WARD
(Charming young African American woman who makes you melt)
Secret: I have a favorite!!!

Monday, July 28, 2008

Wow! Another thousand!!!!

Last week I mentioned that the MySpace page for Sylvia So Far had reached 1,000 hits. I just noticed that sometime over the weekend this very blog passed 1,ooo views! Thank you!!!

In all truth, every time I post a new entry here it counts as a hit, so the reality is that I've had somewhat less than a thousand (MySpace doesn't count it when I log on to the SSF page), but I love the fact that you read me.

Again, thank you!!!

Tonight is Metrostar!!!


Okay, the Metrostar 11 perform two songs each, back to back, get a brief critique from the judges, then somewhere around midnight the club (the Metropolitan Room) posts the top 5, who return next week. My, that was a long sentence! I'm very excited about tonight and am doing "Twenty In My Pocket" and "As Much As The Next Guy".


The url for the room is http://metropolitanroom.com/. You can check out the rather elaborate details.


I'll let you know either way tomorrow!

Between New Orleans and Metrostar...


It was a pretty booked up weekend.


I am soooooo stoked now about the New Orleans trip. Meetings most of the weekend. On a quieter day I'll start to blog to you about the preparations. Suffice to say we're going on a ghost tour! In a cemetary!! IN THE FRENCH QUARTER!!!


I need to keep reminding myself that we are, indeed, there to build a house and such. You know, give back. Do good works... and eat beignets!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Friday, July 25, 2008

Such a ruckus!!!

I made a red velvet cake to take to Middle Collegiate Church tonight for our pre-New Orleans get together. I needed to house it all day in the fridge here at the seminary. My coworkers are now not speaking to me because I brought cake --- and they may not touch it. Goodness, these seminarians take their desserts so seriously!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Okay, I'm a Bible geek...

Big news for those of us with a penchant for Bible history! The oldest extant New Testament, called the Codex Sinaiticus and dating from the fourth century CE, is being photographed and assembled in its entirety for online viewing! The Greek text, discovered in an Egyptian monastery in the 1850s, was divvied up between various institutions in Britain, Russia, Egypt and Germany and access has been severely limited. I saw two pages from the Codex during my last trip to London, where the British Library displays it under bulletproof glass.

So I am delighted. It goes online sometime next July (ah, I have to wait a whole year!!!). I'm particularly interested in the inclusion of a little known and non-canonical book called "The Shepherd of Hermas", which has been likened to collection of charming fairy tales.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Last night at Metrostar...

I returned to the Metropolitan Room last night to check out the last of the preliminary rounds of competition. Wow! Last night's was by far the strongest roster of talent. Three women made the cut and they are:

BEATRICE FORGIONE, CLARICE MAZANEC, & NEESHA WARD
Beatrice is a pretty brunette in the Edie Gorme tradition who did a medley of "I Fall In Love Too Easily" and "You Made Me Love You". Clarice did an excitingly personal take on "Come To My Window" and just thrilled me, as did Neesha with a gorgeously emotive rendition of "Get Here". These folks are good!
I am enjoying all of this tremendously!

Monday, July 21, 2008

A Thousand Hits!!!


Folks, I just checked out the Sylvia So Far MySpace page, which is part of my Monday routine. Since Abigail launched the page on September 18th of last year, we have received one thousand hits! I am flabbergasted. "When You Loved Me" has been played 411 times, "Lullaby" 292, and "Pay It No Mind" 208.


Wow!


If you haven't stopped by for a look and a listen, the address is http://www.myspace.com/sylviasofar.

Peter must have taken this one...


It's David far left, moi far right, and the lovely, vivacious, talented and drunken Marie Gouba center. We had such a great time.

I like this one too!


Okay, I'm sticking my tongue out, but I do that when I'm playing piano.

Nice pic


My darlin' Marie takes nice pictures. She sent this one of Peter and Me recently so I thought I'd post it. We were at the Stonewall soaking in ambiance (and vodka). Another pic of me baring my hairy but very nice chest has caused some disturbance on Facebook. I'll spare you that one.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Suburban Saturday


So I side-stepped the trip to DC. Good call, I think. Anyway, in its place, guess what I'm doing tomorrow (and I'm soooooooooo excited!)? I am going...


Outlet Malling in Paramus New Jersey!!!


Yes, those wacky Proctors are picking me up (in a real car!) and we will drive over the river into that vast unknown that is New Jersey. Once there we will explore the local customs, mingle with the aborigines, wander vast retail centers where we shall spend money on things we don't need. Can't wait!!!!


Then we're finding some multiplex showing Mamma Mia!, and on our way back into Manhattan we shall dine at... drumroll...


RED LOBSTER!!!


Why am I so excited about this? I guess it's just a silly change. People in Ohio and Kansas and Missouri do this all the time. And maybe it's just the relief of deciding not to go to DC. Anyway, bring on the Proctors. Bring on the bridge. Bring on the cheddar biscuits! Yeah!!!

I love Elizabeth London


She directs my play and she brings value to my day.


You know how you sometimes meet people who bring something perceptible but slightly intangible to your life? Elizabeth London is the director of Sylvia So Far. Great. She's talented out the wahzoo (sp?) and can dramatically justify virtually any mis-step I take.


But what is it she does that makes me want to be the best person/playwright/spirit-on-the-planet I can possibly be? Elizabeth London expects me to be something wonderful and I keep rising to the occasion in order not to let her down. That's okay, right?

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Know what I made for tonight's dessert?



Key Lime Pie!

I crave it. It tastes like summer to me.

Key Lime Pie
1 graham cracker pie shell
1 can (about 15 ounces) sweetened condensed milk
4 egg yolks
4 ounces key lime juice
Dampen the crust with the discarded white of one of the eggs and bake for about 5 minutes in a 375 degree oven. While it's baking, whisk the yolks, one at a time, into the milk. Combine very thoroughly or you will have streaks in the finished pie. Remove the crust from the oven and reduce heat to 350 degrees. Gently fold the lime juice into the milk/egg mixture. The custard will start to thicken. Mix gently but, again, thoroughly. Pour into the crust and place in the oven for about 8 minutes. Remove, cool on a rack and refrigerate. Serve with a healthy dollop of real whipped cream (if you're going to go to the trouble of making the pie, why spoil it with RediWhip?).
If I am making this for company, I always make it the day before because the lime flavor intensifies and richens.
So... that's tonight's dessert. Stop by for leftovers!

"Cirque Dreams" blew my mind...


Okay, I don't usually mention it when I go to the theatre. The last thing I want to become is a critic, so I keep my Broadway, off-Broadway, off-off-Broadway opinions mostly to myself.


That said, Cirque Dreams, now in previews at the Broadway Theatre, absolutely blew my mind. It isn't theatre pre se. It's an old-fashioned, hard core "how-the-hell-did-they-do-that???" entertainment with no aspirations of being art. In fact, when it occasionally aspires to be more than a sideshow, it becomes more than a little tacky (hideous set and costumes, by the way --- just hideous).


But the feats! I have always, since my Peter Pan preoccupation, adored seeing people fly onstage. And these folks soar! A butterfly act performed between a man and a woman is beyond gorgeous and a similar routine performed between two scantily clad men is unashamedly and pointedly homoerotic. The bods on these people -- male and female --- PLEASE!!! My favorite routine, late in the show, is a balancing act performed by two doofy middle-aged men that left my jaw somewhere on the floor.


It's hard to recommend a show like this because its' general tackiness is tough to overlook. But I had the benefit of seeing these amazing routines from the third row, where you practically get splashed with sweat. Is it art? No. Is it thrilling? Oh yes.